Dear ,
I don't really know how to tell you this, but the mafia wants you. I think I realized it when I quoted Santa outside of Chicago and I saw you sit on Manchester United's goalkeeper. I'm sure you're Man enough to understand that I did a sex-change. I'm returning your false teeth to you, but I'll keep your left ear as a memory. You should also know that I always will try to forget the incarnation as an Eskimo.
Greetings to your freaky family,



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As per subject, I finally got back to DA after a year of being MIA. It's a long story about parents who like to block websites and internet servers who just don't want to log you in. But I am back now and can spend longer than fifteen minutes (as I did on my school computer).

I've been doing several drawings that I would just love to photoshop and upload had I a scanner. I don't have a scanner. Therefore, I can do neither. Once I do get them scanned (hopefully I have nice friends out there with scanners) they'll be up on a different account that I will give to you guys later.

As per other news, I shall be traveling to Florence for a month in two days time. As long as nothing bad happens (I have a superstitious family who believes that I will be mugged/raped/murdered/killed via plane crash) I should be able to get some decent photos back and uploaded.

My buddy has helped me a lot with this "project". Here is the long list that we have thus far:

"Oh, shit."
"Oh, crap."
"Oh, fuck."
"What does this button do?"
"Yep, I'm flying through the air, this is not good."
"Should I turn around?"
"Aww, I think it wants us to pet it."
"I told you I was sick."
"What could possibly go wrong?"
"....they aggro?!"
"...perfect dodge my ass..."
"...omg! that was an -aga spell!"
" ....whm did what?!"
" raise III only"
"They couldn't possibly hit us from-"
"They all have horrible aim!"
"There's nothing to worry abo-"
"... I think I'm gonna need a few band-aids..."
"BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAH-*cough, hack, choke*"
"Hey look! It says 'Do not eat or microwave'. Anyone got a microwave?"
"Who would Jesus nuke?"
"Apparently, if you put soap in the microwave, it turns into snow."
"This gun isn't loaded..."
"Where's my fucking lawyer?!?!"
"Ooh!! Looks tasty!"
"Can I poke it?"
"Squishy!! *hugs*"
"Of course I can breathe under water! How many times to I have to tell you?! I'm a mermaid!!"
"Is it true that the bigger the knife, the more it hurts? Let's find out!"
"OMIGODIMONFIRE!!!!!!!!"
"I bet you I can swallow this in one bite!"
"It doesn't look dangerous..."
"Look! It's shiny!!"
"What's that light down there at the end of the tunnel...?"
“What’s hell without a little fire?”
“Just because you’re not paranoid doesn’t mean they aren’t after you too.”
“'Almost’ only counts with grenades and horseshoes.”
“I’m not about to die any time soon.”
“I’m immortal!”
“Let’s go bungee jumping, but without the bungee cords!”
“Sounds like fun!”
“Of course I’m alright, it’s just a little blood…”
“What are you doing pointing that gun at my head?!”
“Oh well, I’m screwed anyway.”
"OH, SHI - "
"There is no spoon, there is no spoon, there is no spoo - "

And, as has said, please participate in this by either posting a comment or putting this in your journal. Eventaully, we'll vote for everyones favorite!!

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Friends:


Anime/ Manga that I like:

Fullmetal Alchemist, Fruits Basket, Wolf's Rain, Gundam Seed, DNAngel, Cardcaptor Sakura, Naruto, Azumanga Daioh, Yu Yu Hakusho, InuYasha, Hack//Sign My-Hime, Love Hina, Evangalion, Mythical Detective Loki Ragnarok, Gundam Seed Destiny, Avenger, Burst Angel, This Ugly yet Beautiful World, Aquarine Age Juvenile Orion, Witch Hunter Robin, Godchild, Twelve Kingdoms, RahXephon.

So, yeah, this is something that I made up when I was probably sugar high. I decided to ask around, and eventually came up with these answer.

If your last words were written on your tombstone, what would they be?

"Oh, shit."
"Oh, crap."
"Oh, fuck."
"What does this button do?"
"Yep, I'm flying through the air, this is not good."
"Should I turn around?"
"Aww, I think it wants us to pet it."
"I told you I was sick."
"What could possibly go wrong?"

If anyone has any other ideas of what they would say, please tell me!!

Clubs



Friends:


Anime/ Manga that I like:

Fullmetal Alchemist, Fruits Basket, Wolf's Rain, Gundam Seed, DNAngel, Cardcaptor Sakura, Naruto, Azumanga Daioh, Yu Yu Hakusho, InuYasha, Hack//Sign My-Hime, Love Hina, Evangalion, Mythical Detective Loki Ragnarok, Gundam Seed Destiny, Avenger, Burst Angel, This Ugly yet Beautiful World, Aquarine Age Juvenile Orion, Witch Hunter Robin, Godchild, Twelve Kingdoms, RahXephon.

Have you ever believed in fortelling the future? Well, I never have. So the day that I decided to buy myself a pack of Tarot Cards, I was probably crazy. Let us not forget, I have the rare gift of getting high/drunk/addicted of of anything, except drugs, nicotine, and alcohol ( I don't know how anyone can get addicted to that stuff. It's so disgusting!).

Suprisingly enough, whenever I do a reading, the cards are always right. In example, I was doing yes/no question with them in December to see what grades I would get. It was claimed that I would get two B's, and, the day our report cards came out, I got two B's. Weird....

Onto the subject of anime. I went to BestBuy the other day and was able to buy the first three DVD's of Gundam SEED Destiny. I love the english dub so much better than the japanese - the voices fit the characters better. So, for the next several hours I did nothing but stare at my computer monitor.

See yall later!


Clubs



Friends:


Anime/ Manga that I like:

Fullmetal Alchemist, Fruits Basket, Wolf's Rain, Gundam Seed, DNAngel, Cardcaptor Sakura, Naruto, Azumanga Daioh, Yu Yu Hakusho, InuYasha, Hack//Sign My-Hime, Love Hina, Evangalion, Mythical Detective Loki Ragnarok, Gundam Seed Destiny, Avenger, Burst Angel, This Ugly yet Beautiful World, Aquarine Age Juvenile Orion, Witch Hunter Robin, Godchild, Twelve Kingdomsm, RahXephon.